Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hello Boys & Girls



Welcome to Honeysuckle Breeze Story Time Hour. This is Hexe the Incorrigible taking over the keyboard and the blog. The story involves a possessed bag. It all began when a certain fair maiden (no comments it is my story-see of young maiden below) celebrated her birthday on February 12th. All the creatures and citizens of her kingdom cooked her a wonderful breakfast and brought gifts to her.

One such gift was in a birthday bag that looked innocent enough on first sighting. Nothing unusual. Just a bag that had a birthday cake and candles. Cute. Nothing more. The kind and fair maiden who also happened to be patient, brilliant, and fun to be around, picked up the bag at the end of the day to leave the outer kingdom of Restonland and climbed into her magical Zbuggy to head to her home in Shining Silver Sterling.

Upon departing the outer kingdom a tune started playing. A tune so familiar to all known as "Happy Birthday" in that tingy tangy musical tone that you want to strangle. All looked around puzzled. No, it was not coming from her phone. No, it was not coming from any one's phone. Had she set her ring tone to Happy Birthday in case someone had forgotten it? NO.

Looking down at the bag - she noticed the candles lighting up and flashing. Holy Cow Batman, it is the bag that went off on its own. A possessed possession. Did an unknown spirit press the "button" that said "press here." She had not. So anyway, she got in the Zbuggy and flew home very puzzled. No, contrary to popular belief which is unfounded, she is usually not puzzled.

A number of days later the bag sitting on the floor in her sitting room would go off on its own for no apparent reason. She thought she had hit it with some creative tool which dropped from her tiny hands. But, no, she had not. She moved the bag and once again last night.................. (no around the bag....)



An hour later, it went off on its own with no warning. Is it possessed? Is their a spirit dwelling with in? Does it need an exorcism? The solution may be to pass it on to the next person having a birthday or call Ghost Hunters. Hmmmm, yes it was on Sci Fi channel last night. The boys are so cute. OK back to the story.

The solution may be to pass it on. Yes there is one she can give it to. Watch out oh innocent victim as she passes the bag on to you with all of its spirits. Goodnight boys and girls. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bug bites or the bogey man get you. If you have a birthday coming up, be wary. A birthday like on St. Patrick's Day? Hmmmmmmmmm.........Please note young birthday maiden on the right. . .

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